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Juniper, FSD Supervised, charging, and life with Bluey.
22 October 2026 · tesla
Tesla Q3 2026: a beat, a flying Roadster, and a hard slog on Optimus
Still super bullish. A clean beat and a flying Roadster, but a more muted call, a hard engineering slog on Optimus, and a merger they wouldn't talk about.
29 September 2026 · tesla
Cybercab at Parramatta — they drive it in with an Xbox controller
Finally saw Cybercab at Tesla Parramatta: huge screen, heaps of leg room, Model Y L next door, and staff roll it in with an Xbox controller.
28 September 2026 · tesla
Cybercab is out in the US — and one is in Sydney
US Cybercab rides are live; I have watched countless videos, signed up to see the Sydney display, and I am looking forward to FSD v15 on Bluey.
1 March 2026 · tesla
Hey Grok: stories, detours, and a tour guide in Bluey
In-car Grok — Polish kids stories, Chemist Warehouse detours on FSD, beach fish-and-chips, and hardware control next.
8 February 2026 · tesla
A few months with Bluey
Positive on ownership and FSD, a three-year-old co-pilot, mall charging, and a Melbourne Christmas run on Superchargers.
18 September 2025 · tesla
FSD Supervised lands in Australia
Announcement day for HW4 cars — influencers first, subscription bought, then about three weeks waiting on the OTA.
11 September 2025 · tesla
Delivery day: glacier blue Model Y
Dual motor Juniper arrives — quiet glass, proper space, punchy performance, and yes, the light show.
15 August 2025 · tesla
FSD 13.2.9, HW4, and talking ourselves into a Juniper
Earlier Model Y test drive was a no — Juniper + FSD sealed it, with HW4 and Australia rumours in the mix.
1 May 2024 · tesla
Cybertruck in Australia: display only, reservation real
Showroom tour — not for sale here, a 2020 reservation, and wanting a Cyber wagon for camping.
30 November 2023 · tesla
Cybertruck delivery night at Giga Texas
Watched Texas handovers with a 2020 tri-motor reservation still open — Australia still waiting.
16 January 2021 · tesla
Hiring a Model 3: the ride said shares, not the car
Melbourne to Geelong and the Bellarine in a hired Model 3 — slow tethered charge, firm ride, capital stayed in shares.
9 July 2020 · tesla
Shanghai, Superchargers, and the stock taking off
IG buy, Cybertruck reservation, and equity meant to make the truck free.
26 November 2019 · tesla
Cybertruck glass, Shanghai speed, another buy
Bought more after the cracked-glass unveil — Shanghai speed on my mind.
8 May 2019 · tesla
Autonomy Day, the dip, and buying underpriced
Kept buying into the mid-2019 lows — April and May adds on the same thesis.
15 March 2019 · tesla
Model Y at Hawthorne: the car I wanted
Showroom Model 3, another buy, then Model Y — the car I wanted.
23 January 2019 · tesla
My first Tesla shares: production hell, FUD, and why I bought
My first Tesla buy — underpriced thesis, independent creators, FUD everywhere.